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grandma:
so do you have a boyfriend yet?
me: not in this economy
me: not in this economy
at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks
what do you get when you mix 9th grade literature with alcohol?
tequila mockingbird
that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon
THIS IS NOT THE POST I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR
THIS IS BLISS





